Hoaxes

Wired looks at the law under which Peter Beredovsky was charged regarding the Boston Mooninite lights: Whoever possesses, transports, uses or places or causes another to knowingly or unknowingly possess, transport, use or place any hoax device or hoax substance with the intent to cause anxiety, unrest, fear or personal discomfort to any person or group of persons shall be punished by imprisonment in a house of correction for not more than two and one-half years or by imprisonment in the state prison for not more than five years or by a fine of not more than $5,000, or by both such fine and imprisonment.Note the requirement of intent, which should be impossible to prove–it’s clear the intent was to promote the Aqua Teen Hunger Force movie, not to cause panic. But this law also requires that the object being planted be a “hoax device,” which is defined as: For the purposes of this section, the term “hoax device” shall mean any device that would cause a person reasonably to believe that such device is an infernal machine. For the purposes of this section, the term “infernal machine” shall mean any device for endangering life or doing unusual damage to property, or both, by fire or explosion, whether or not contrived to ignite or explode automatically. For the purposes of this section, the words “hoax substance” shall mean any substance that would cause a person reasonably to believe that such substance is a harmful chemical or biological agent, a poison, a harmful radioactive substance or any other substance for causing serious bodily injury, endangering life or doing unusual damage to property, or both.That’s a nice term, “infernal machine”–it sounds like something demonic, perhaps appropriate for a state that still has blasphemy laws on the books. Here again, the law is clearly in Beredovsky’s favor. There is no way that a person would reasonably believe that the magnetic lights depicting Mooninite characters were “infernal machines”–devices designed to ignite or explode. I predict the authorities will drop the charges rather than go through the further embarrassment of a trial.

Bruce Schneier has commented on the Aqua Teen Hunger Force nonsense in Boston: Now the police look stupid, but they’re trying really not hard not to act humiliated: Governor Deval Patrick told the Associated Press: “It’s a hoax – and it’s not funny." Unfortunately, it is funny. What isn’t funny is now the Boston government is trying to prosecute the artist and the network instead of owning up to their own stupidity. The police now claim that they were “hoax” explosive devices. I don’t think you can claim they are hoax explosive devices unless they were intended to look like explosive devices, which merely a cursory look at any of them shows that they weren’t. ...

Boston authorities have now escalated their response to the “Aqua Teen Hunger Force” movie publicity campaign, by arresting two of the men who put up magnetic lights showing the Mooninite characters Ignignokt and Err, on charges of “placing a hoax device in a way that results in panic." But this is absurd–it wasn’t a “hoax device”–they were lighted pictures of characters from a movie. It was not designed to look like anything remotely dangerous. Massachusetts Attorney General Martha Coakley said, “It had a very sinister appearance. … It had a battery behind it, and wires.” So anything with a battery and wires (like, say, an iPod) is now a threatening, sinister appearing device? Massachusetts is trying to cover its stupidity with more stupidity. Nine other cities didn’t find this remotely threatening, and nobody saw the ones in Boston as threatening for the first 2-3 weeks they were up. (For photos and my initial report, see here.)

There’s a market for books by women who claim to have been the sex slaves of the famous. In Cathy O’Brien’s book, Trance Formation of America, she claims to have been raised to be a mind-controlled sex slave for presidents and celebrities on behalf of the CIA. The book is filled with completely absurd claims and unbelievable scenarios, and written in such a way as to be simultaneously titillating gossip about famous people and condemnation of such immoral acts. In short, it’s pornography for gullible prudes, much like the Meese Commission Report on Pornography that was sold by Focus on the Family (with the nastiest parts edited out). “Brice Taylor” (Susan Ford) was another mind control sex slave claimant, whose book Thanks for the Memories is similar in content to O’Brien’s–she tells of being the sex slave to both Henry Kissinger and Bob Hope. Kola Boof, a Sudanese-American raised in Washington, D.C. who has written for the soap opera “Days of Our Lives,” claims that she was Osama bin Laden’s mistress in Morocco in 1996. (A time when Bin Laden was in Sudan.) In addition to claiming that Osama bin Laden was interested in Whitney Houston and liked to listen to the B-52’s, she says she was forced to have sex with other al Qaeda members, including two terrorists who were long dead at the time she describes. The publisher of Boof’s book has been contacting bloggers who refer to Boof as a “sex slave,” stating that she was bin Laden’s mistress. Wonkette has an appropriate response. Boof may not be as crazy as Ford and O’Brien, but it sounds like her book may fall into the same genre. ...

Yet another rock formation has been misidentified as Noah’s Ark by evangelical Christian explorers (“Arkeologists”). They apparently forgot to bring a geologist or archaeologist with them, but they did bring “some of America’s leading businessmen, an attorney who has argued several cases before the U.S. Supreme Court, and two leading apologists” and take some incredibly unimpressive photographs. The expedition was led by former Costa Mesa, CA police officer turned “international explorer and author,” Bob Cornuke, who runs something called the BASE (Bible Archaeology Search and Exploration) Institute. I hope his ethics are better than those of former nurse-anesthetist turned international explorer and author Ron Wyatt, who found a profitable career by claiming to find virtually every possible biblical site and artifact. (Wyatt, a Seventh-Day Adventist, was best debunked in a book by his fellow SDA members Russell R. Standish and Colin D. Standish, Holy Relics or Revelation, a book I highly recommend.) Ed Brayton has done a good job of dissecting the claims in the announcement article. As he notes, this is far from the first such claimed discovery of Noah’s Ark. This one is in Iran rather than the usual location of Agri Dagi in Turkey. I actually give them credit for not looking on Agri Dagi (Mt. Ararat), since the Bible only says that the Ark landed in a region called Ararat, not a mountain of that name (2 Kings 19:37, Jeremiah 51:27). For a review of some previous claimed Noah’s Ark sightings, see my 1993-1994 articles from Skeptic magazine, “Sun Goes Down in Flames: The Jammal Ark Hoax” and “Update on the Ark Hoax”.